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What goes white, black, white, black, white, black, red. A nun falling down stairs

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December 27, 2020

What goes white, black, white, black, white, black, red. A nun falling down stairs

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why did the showers in world war 2 have 11 holes in it? so the jews couldn’t press al the holes with their fingers

Maryann Burton

Where does a Belgian put his hand during sex? To the school backpack.

Malinda Zaldivar

I said to a co-worker that our telephone seems to have its period again, he laughed, the female coworker next to him, didn't look amused. I didn't really regret that I said it, but I felt like she got kinda triggered..

Tyana Smith

why didn’t the jews participate in the second world war? because they were going on a camp

Wanda Cantero

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start What's the difference between Serena Williams and bigfoot? One is a rampaging beast who terrorizes people and the other just has big feet.

Heather Boone

Whats the warmest thing in a dead baby? My dick. How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them. Whats the hardest thing about blending a dead baby? Holding the camera still while i masturbate. (Just to mention a few)

Sheine Lou Sta Rosa

Why are there so many trees next to french streets? German tank crews like the shadow. Announcement in a german army magazine: french gun for sale, barely used, dropped only once. Announcement in a french army magazine: 10 work outs to keep your hands up much longer. How to defend Paris? No one knows...

Charles Reiter

Offensive version How do you make copper wire? Drop a penny between two Jews. Non Offensive version How do you make copper wire? Drop a penny between two Scotsmen

Wayne Kirk

What is small, brown and watches you through a window? A baby in the oven

Arslan Chaudhary

What has 50 legs but don't walk? 25 paraplegics!

Emmajane Harper Hussar

Amyy Rattss

Why do only white people commit school shootings? Because white kids actually go to school.

Watonia Downing

How do you scare a black man? Take him to an auction.

Jo Anne Alvarez

A woman has to have a c section due to complications with the baby. After the surgery the doctor ushered the husband into the room where his baby was being kept. The doctor explains to him his baby can mysteriously fly. The father looks suspicious but allows the doc to explain. He picks up the baby a couple of inches and drops it. Nothing. Dads annoyed at this point but the doctor urges him to let him try again. Fine. Doc picks up the baby and drops him onto the floor. The father is angry and in tears. He grabs the doctor and the doc apologizes and pleads to ask him to try one more time. Defeated, the father agrees. The doctor takes the baby very gingerly and opens the window, tossing the baby out. A loud thud is heard outside. The father slumps to his knees. The doctor puts and hand on his shoulder. “Nah I’m just kidding, it was stillborn.”

Sheteka Villa

9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrapes!

Latashia Gegner

What did Hannibal Lecter do after he dumped his girlfriend? -Wiped his ass

Laurie Patino

Sharyn L Fareso

That's sort of the point of most jokes. Well good ones at least. Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven What do you call a nigga stranded on an island? A problem What do you call 10 niggas stuck on an island? A bigger problem What do you call all of the niggas stuck on an island? Problem solved

Mohsin Abbas

Saw a black guy riding a bike down the street and thought, „hey that‘s mine!“. But then I checked the garage and saw mine was still chained up, asking for food.

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